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		<title>Pooping at Work (Pt. 3)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mishitllaneous Poopourri&#8221;
The Final Part of the Definitive Interview
(Right Click and “Save as”)
 
*Click click-a click click-a Click click-a-click-a-click-a.
Click here for More Clicking (ie Better Version of This Part).
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		<title>Pooping at Work (Pt. 2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Pooping at Work&#8221;
Part Two of the Definitive Interview
(Right Click and “Save as”)
 
*Musical bumpers stolen from Nat King Cole and Michael Galasso.
Sorry, &#8216;Cinema&#8217;.
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		<title>Pooping at Work (Pt. 1)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;General Poop&#8221;
Part One of the Definitive Interview
(Right Click and &#8220;Save as&#8221;)
 
*Musical bumpers stolen from this guy, via the Something Awful forums.
(He is also this guy, and, knowing the internet, probably some other guy too).
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		<title>Swing Vote</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Swing Vote
Five-Word Synopsis: Bowser Versus Frasier, For President.
Alex: The title of this movie is the perfect litmus test for how cynical you are about the movie industry. If your first thought on seeing the title was, &#8220;This is probably going to be a toothless, politically-illiterate movie about an election that comes down to JUST ONE VOTE!, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Five-Word Synopsis: Shanghai Noon Meets American Treasure.
Alternate Five-Word Synopsis: The Above Synopsis Is Retarded.
Rising from the grave comes the second, or maybe the fifth, movie in The Mummy non-series. I know that the original movie&#8217;s DVD was in a lot of people&#8217;s bookshelves in High School, but that doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Teen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[American Teen
Five-Word Synopsis: Don&#8217;t you, forget about me.
Alternate Four-Word Synopsis: Don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t don&#8217;t.
&#8220;A modern day &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; that will make you stand up and cheer,&#8221; gushes some reviewer chap from E! Online. It&#8217;s a throwaway line that looks good on a poster because a familiar movie title catches the eye. So, fine. Fair enough.
Except, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hancock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hancock
Five-Word Synopsis: Will Smith: Scientologist, scientist, thespian.
Point
Alex: If there&#8217;s one thing Will Smith&#8217;s been good at the last four or five years, it&#8217;s making perfectly agreeable movies. I, Robot was fun, and I Am Legend looked pretty okay. And up next in that list of excellent airplane movies is Hancock, a movie that signals the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Joy of Cinema</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Baghead
Film School Technique: Handheld camera.

Jim: A handheld camera held by nobodies; a fat guy likes a girl who is way out of his league (but then there is a guy with a bag on his head).
Shot on location in the margins of the actors’ diary (but with a guy with a bag on his head).
F
Alex: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack and Jill vs. The World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jack and Jill vs. The World
Finally, a new entry in the flagging &#8216;Commodified Misanthropy&#8217; genre&#8211; a niche that, once dominant in the world of Independent-insofar-as-it-is-made-by-a-smaller-studio-that-is-owned-by-a-larger-studio-that-is-owned-by-one-of-the-five-companies-that-owns-the-entirety-of-everything Cinema, has fallen on hard times since the mid-to-late-nineties when Aaron Sorkin and Paul Simms reconstituted a pure strain of &#8216;Screwball Quirk Utopia&#8217; (first discovered by Ernst Lubitsch in the 1930s) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trailer Review- Speed Racer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Speed Racer
Five-word Synopsis: Lisa Frank Presents: F-Zero

POINT
Jim: Movies like this beg for producers to realize the artistic strengths and limitations of different media.
As a movie, who the fuck cares about Emile Hirsch triumphing over I-Couldn&#8217;t-Afford-Tim-Curry? Even if the race scenes weren&#8217;t airbrushed by South Beach t-shirt shops, they&#8217;d still wear out their welcome by the second [...]]]></description>
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